Cookie Dough Can Explodes in Woman's Vagina During a Shoplifting Incident At Walmart.
Status: FALSE
This article came from the Fake News site Now8News which it's logo is infringing WFAA-TV's trademark This is quite funny but absurd.
Cookie Dough Can Explodes In Woman’s Vagina During Shoplifting Incident – Greenville, NC
– An incident coming out of Greenville, North Carolina is just one
example of what some people will do around the holidays when they are
short on cash. A 34-year-old mother of 3 is now under arrest after a
shoplifting incident turned tragic. Witnesses say Shatuanee Greene
entered the North Carolina Walmart on Sunday with her three children
ages 5, 7, and 8 when she grabbed a can of pre-made Christmas cookie
dough. CCTV footage shows the young mother take the can to the toy aisle
as her children crowded around her. Greene then lifted up her skirt and
made the can of cookie dough “disappear.”
When Greene was approached by Walmart security, she told her children to go find their Aunt in the front of the store. “I told her to hand over the cookie dough,” said Timothy Reiner, a security guard at Walmart. “That’s
when she turned around to run and I grabbed her by the arm. She put up a
good fight, and that’s when I tackled her to the ground. Then I heard a
loud pop and the lady started screaming. Gooey cookie dough was running
down her leg. All hot and runny… it was so damn gross.”
According to eyewitnesses, the EMT that treated Greene on the scene
said the Pillsbury cookie dough can exploded in Greene’s vagina during
the fall causing her extreme pain. They removed the contents at the
scene. The woman was treated then released into the custody of
Greenville police. While stabilizing Greene they also found candy
sprinkles and a number 6 birthday candle wedged into the woman’s vaginal
cavity. Greene did not suffer any serious injuries and is being held at
the county jail on a $2000 bond. Her children were placed with family
members.
According to Snopes this was stolen from a urban legend about a woman who leaves cans of biscuits in a hot car, later on the cans explode and the woman thinks she was mistakenly shot.
In the bottom right corner of the image is a can of Pillsbury Christmas cookie dough with Charlie Brown on it.
I guess that woman got a lump of cookie dough from Santa or Charlie Brown or the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
I am not going to be crude. So there.
